August 15 - Moved to our new home in Minnesota. It's so beautiful here. The lake to the north looks so majestic. I can hardly wait to see it snow covered. I'm going to love it here!
October 14 - Minnesota is definitely the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the park and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise, I LOVE IT HERE!!
November 10 - Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous animal.. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here. Those red and orange leaves have covered my yard. Looks like a magnificent multi-colored carpet. HOW BEAUTIFUL. Raking and cleaning up the yard will be an opportunity for invigorating exercise in the cool crisp air.
November 15 - Ah, more leaves and more exercise.
November 18 - Jesus, still more leaves. Guess it's best to wait until they've all fallen before I rake again.
November 25 - Finally, all of the trees lost their leaves and with today's final raking it's over for this season.
Chiropractor suggested I use a lawn maintenance service next year. Only four blisters became infected. Should probably remember to use gloves.
November 30 - What the f...? Where did all of those leaves come from? Had a little wind last night and the lawn is covered again. Oh well, they'll just have to wait until spring.
December 12 - It snowed last night, FINALLY. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. Had a snowball fight (I won) and then the snowplow came by and we had to shovel the end of the driveway again.
What a beautiful place. I Love Minnesota!
December 14 - More snow last night, I love it. The snow plow did his trick to the driveway again. I Love it here.
December 19 - More snow again last night. Can't get out of the driveway. Can't get to work. I'm exhausted from shoveling. F...ing snowplow.
December 22 - More of that white shit fell again last night. As if dealing with the leaves weren't bad enough, now I've got blisters all over my hands from shoveling, must remember to wear gloves. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I'm finished shoveling the driveway. The asshole.
December 25 - Merry F...ing Christmas. More frigging snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives the snowplow, I swear I'll kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the f...ing ice.
December 27 - More white shit last night. Have been inside for three days except for shoveling out the driveway after that plow goes through every time. F...ing gloves got wet and then froze on my hands.
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lol...so true
Unless you love snow and have a job that pays enough to get a new car every couple years, the North is definitely hostile territory.
Minnesota is the kind of place where global warming sounds like bliss.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Wisconsin gets about as much snow, lol!
@LoBornlytesThoughtPalace - I hate snow, but I've yet to move. :(
@coffeeishappinessinacup - I think Minnesota pretty much proves global warming is a bunch of BS.
I know all too well. We are in midst of a snowmageddon. Through Wednesday we could get 30 inches and then the winds are going to pick up. They are predicting we could have 10 ft high snow drifts.
@godfatherofgreenbay - I already paid some kid today to shovel, but he said he'd wait and come back later tonight after the plow went by - well the plow still hasn't come by and the kid hasn't come back and I need to be able to get out in the morning - he better show up soon. Quite a few of the snow drifts around here are taller than I am, right now one of the scariest aspects of driving is getting out of the driveway without getting hit 'cause you can't see the street, lol.
@Melissa___Dawn - that too XD
and i'm moving to minneapolis haha.
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